Want to write for Bird News Network?

As a pretend news website with the sole intention of making people laugh while they learn about New Zealand birds, we welcome contributors.

Contributors should send their pitches or finished articles to birdnewsnetwork@hotmail.com (we shelled out for the best email service on the internet). Our editor may suggest feedback or changes.

Please note that BNN has a zero tolerance policy for fake news and fact-checks all articles with its in-house team of bird nerds.